Saturday, November 20, 2010

Santo y Blue Demon contra los monstruos







Santo y Blue Demon Contra Los Monstruos


Shane (of "Shane Movies" and restrictive scoreing systems fame) and I watched this at the IMA last Friday night. They had included it as part of a Mexican Film and Culture series. I mentioned that I would be review it on my oft neglicted movie blog and somehow ended up being the a guest writer on his, I guess. I think that's what happned. My mind was muddled by the fantastic wierdness and spectical that was "Santo y Blue Demon Contra Los Monstruos".

Here on "Movies Born of Nerdery", I like to give credit to the source material that gave rise to celuoid supermen. In this case, we go south of the border and the world of lucha libre. El Santo, the man in the silver mask, was a combination sports hero/film star for almost 45 years.

El Santo, deep in thought.




Imagine if Hulk Hogan, at the peak of his popularity, began to star in movies as himself. In those movies, he would fight vampire women, martians, and zombies. Santo made over 50 of this type of movie. Yes, many are laughingly bad, but that is part of the appeal. In these films, Santo and frequent sidekick, Blue Demon, are well dressed crime fighters who drive fancy cars and deal in harsh justice.

Amongst the worst/best of these films, is the one we will review today, "Santo y Blue Demon Contra Los Monstruos".

The Movie
I tried in vain to find a link to the opening credits, in which each member of the cast, including Dracula (who looked like the lead singer of Panic at the Disco), Franquestin, Wolf Man, a 97 year old guy in bandages as the mummy, a vampire gal, and your new cinema hero, Ciclope, akwardly walk into frame from behind a hill and are introduced via giant red script.


El Ciclope




This movie has everything, hunchback midget re-animators named Waldo, evil twins, Frankenstein's holding torches, and one guy, nameless throughout, that just stands there.

The guy.....



He did nothing. He just stood there in the lab and .... that's it. I kept holding out hope he was the unnamed weapon of last resort, or would turn on his master, but no. He just stood in the cave lab, away from the action, mostly just distracting me.

At one point, there is also a 15 min dance and song section. I think they filmed it for another movie that was never finished and just stuck it in there as filler. It made no sense for it to be as long as it was otherwise. Even the actors watching it looked bored.

Cinematicly, this movie is a nightmare. Scenes that don't end, they just cut away. There is no pacing or subtlety. Even the fight scenes, which star people famous for fighting, look like they were making it up while they filmed it. It was poorly acted, poorly written, poorly filmed, poorly edited, and the entire score was one guy playing conga dramaticly.


This is perhaps the greatest movie I have ever seen.

It all came together when Santo has to fight the entire monster squad in the ring, because........

You know what? It doesn't matter why he has to do it. He is El Santo, and you're not!


20/20


1 comment:

  1. Restrictive? Nuh-uh!

    The brain guy was my favorite thing about this movie. It's not that he didn't do anything though. He made me laugh every time he was on the screen, and that's something!

    I liked the dance sequence because that postman had mad skills and a body seemingly made out of rubber.

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